While Ethereum dominates the smart contract application scene, many new layer one blockchains have entered the market. These new options boast relative pros and cons, all seeking to facilitate the largest value for the greatest number of players. Unfortunately, this trend has led to yield farming approaches that often entail unexpected risks to end players. Additionally, the highly lucrative investment environment entices some projects to ride the hype and get rich quickly while foregoing the best long-term interest of its players.